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maddd thoughts


you can't buy these yet
but you can emotionally prepare
to make bad financial decisions
are you on your way
to reopen healed wounds
to remember why you broke up
to pretend this time is different
to ruin your whole week
probably year
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are you on your way
to make things worse
to learn nothing
to get closure you don't need
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(sign up for the text club)
is your favorite color red
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